NBBC ~ The Post Police Have Arrived
By mistresskittystrokum | July 1, 2008
This is a repost of sorts. The links were incorrect in the first one.
It appears that a few private groups have been invaded by the NBBC Police and have been notified that they will be closed for violations of the terms of use.
I can’t post the names of the groups I know of, but you sure can.
Just for fun, check out this activity log. They are always watching! Now, if only we could see their private group activity…
Topics: New BabyCenter | 315 Comments »
Hail to the Chief!
By Mistress of Mischief | July 1, 2008
DISCLAIMER….THIS IS A JOKE or is it?
I would like to thank the lovely Julia Gulia for posting this on BBC. It was a very interesting read. Regardless of your political affiliation, I for one am glad this man only has 202 days left in office and I am a registered Republican!
RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Criminal
Record:
- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been ‘lost’ and is not available. The rest of my legal records, where any further misdeeds would be recorded, are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
Military:
- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
- I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
- I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil
company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly
after I sold all my stock. - I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
- With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced
Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. - I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father’s appointments
to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS
PRESIDENT:
- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first
year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues. - I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My ‘poorest millionaire,’ Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
- I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.. More
time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been
spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. - I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history. - I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.
- I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
- I refused to allow inspector’s access to U.S. ‘prisoners of war’ detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election) I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
- I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations , the majority
of U.S. Citizens and the world community. - I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for
active duty troops and their families in wartime. - In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and
then blamed the lies on our British friends. - I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. - I am supporting development of a nuclear ‘Tactical Bunker Buster,’ a WMD.
- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
- All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.
Another reminder to vote in the November 2008 Presidential Election.
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Snark of the Day ~ July 1, 2008
By mistresskittystrokum | July 1, 2008
The kids and the military draft is bound to turn into a major debate. I’m sure you’ll see more on it later today.
In the meantime, one of our new applicants sent this Snark in…
In response to this:
I’d be 100% against it and I would do whatever I could to avoid having my child go. My children will be raised to be anti-millitary so (hopefully) that the thought of voluntarily enlisting doesnt ever cross their minds or become a possibility. I do not believe my children need to sign away their lives to fight for or protect a country that does not protect and ensure their civil rights and liberties and those of all of its citizens. If they hint that a draft is coming about, we will make every effort to move to Cuba or Jamaica or Costa Rica or something.
We have this:
Happy - Usually I find your posts informative and enlightening. Today you have me ROTFLMAO. Cuba? Really? Civil rights and liberties are a couple of your major problems with the US government and you’d go to Cuba?
Topics: Daily Snark | 35 Comments »
WANTED: Writers
By mistresskittystrokum | June 30, 2008
You’ve seen us ask before and now we are asking again. It’s a busy summer and we need help keeping up. MDU is looking for one or two writers to add to the blog.
You don’t have to write about BBC. It can be about parenting or even drama from another site.
It’s time for us to branch out.
If interested please email: mistresskittystrokum@yahoo.com
Topics: Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
Caturday Night Chat
By thedramamama | June 28, 2008
Yup, it’s time!
Your password for tonight: splenda
more cat pictures
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Heathers?
By Mistress of Mischief | June 28, 2008
Is it me or does the NBBC seem like a version of the movie “Heathers?” As soon as the most popular girl is knocked of her pedestal, another is right there to take her place. So many cliques, so little time. Birth Board drama has become a giant playground for the most part. You need a scorecard to keep track of who is backstabbing who? People being booted from private boards has caused quite the hissy fits lately. My favorite is the hate groups. Wow, just wow.
I almost forgot, there are some new screen names popping up. I guess people figure they can’t get into a private group using their original, so they go undercover. I have my eye on a few of these new characters.
I wonder who the next popular girl will be or what new group will form next. In the meantime, remember to pimp yourself out to as many friends as possible! The more friends you have, the more popular you are!
Topics: New BabyCenter | 16 Comments »
Yes, they do still have rules over there.
By thedramamama | June 27, 2008
On new BabyCenter.
Instead of calling them fancy things like “transferring of issues” they make them all cutesy, like, “Don’t pee in the poo.”
Same thing, is it not?
Question for everyone: which is more ’stupid and childish’…..belonging to the alleged clandestine Thunder C*nt group, or whining because you do not belong in multiple posts on multiple boards?
I think I’m going with the latter.
Bottom line: private groups are private for a reason. If you do not agree with the owners or members of the group or feel that any part of the group is not for you, it’s not the right group for you. There are plenty of them out there, surely you can find one to fit your need. If not, you can start your own.
If that doesn’t work, can I interest you in some big girl panties?
U neez dem.
Copy Shop link….you know it had to go
Topics: New BabyCenter | 71 Comments »